lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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barfpop:

steal her look: ‘the queen’

ICE ICEBERG CARDIGAN - $249

REED KRAKOFF SIDE PLEATED TANK TOP - $1,190

SALVATORE FERRAGAMO PONY FUR VERVE TOTE - $3,195

VERSACE TRIPLE CHAIN MEDUSA NECKLACE - $1,995

ROBERTO MARRONI 18KT ROSE AND WHITE OXIDIZED GOLD MACRAME RING WITH WHITE DIAMONDS - $5,133

CARTIER LOVE 18K WHITE GOLD BRACELET SET
WITH 10 DIAMONDS (2x) - $31,800

CHARLOTTE MIELKO SATURN LIGHT S-M SILVER BRACELET - $1,120

IPPOLITA SILVER ROCK STAR OCTAGON FRAME DROP EARRINGS WITH DIAMONDS - $1,695

SALAMANQUE PLATINUM DINNER PLATE - $280

TIFFANY’S CHRYSANTHEMUM DINNER FORK - $190

OREO CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES - $2.99     

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untitled-1991:

boss: were you drinking last night

me: image

naw

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enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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forlork:

fucking gluten

forlork:

fucking gluten

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