luthordyke:

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

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prostatemodern:

wrongmovehoe:

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Shaking the table….

i never pretended it was anything else

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(Source: jumex, via humorrelated)

ftstylan:

SHE TAUGHT ME LOVE SHE TAUGHT ME PATIENCE AND SHE HANDLES PAIN 

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chaos-mage:
“When ur waiting for him to come back with the towel
”

chaos-mage:

When ur waiting for him to come back with the towel

(Source: empezardexerox, via rhimjob)

sliceofjoey:
“zamaron:
“who is this? she thick as hell…….
”
your mom
”

sliceofjoey:

zamaron:

who is this? she thick as hell…….

your mom

(via dirtylittledamsel)

coreydrake:
“I screamed.
”

coreydrake:

I screamed.

(Source: notanothergayguy)

horton-hears-a-bitch-ass-liar:

These are the questions that need answering

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(Source: yxen, via jayabysswalker)